For a bit of fun - Favorite sayings.

[dingledong]

Mdj is that a favourite saying or a reply ?

 

[Guest77]

Example= someone on site drops a tool or catches their fingers in a door etc, the first thing they say is Bollox, I always say=yours or clean ones, that usually gets a laugh from them, even if they are in pain.

 

[Guest77]

MDJ is that a favourite saying or a reply you handsome great electrician ?

Fixed that for you

 

[Tiny Spark]

Usually when we are doing anything with lighting some bright lad comes out with the immortal

"So on light duties today big man?"

Cue large tumbleweed rolling by

Combine that with the age old classics "your going up in the world" while up a ladder, "it aint level" and "bzzzz" when wiring anything.

Yup all the reasons I hate working with people around!

 

[telectrix]

reminds me once has a mate was fitting some YT2. i came out with " my balls are more level than that." lady of the house was not amused.

 

[Adam W]

"You can't see it from my house."

 

[RyanCheetham]

It is what it is

 

[shanky887614]

"You can't see it from my house."

****ed is the new straight

 

[Guest77]

It will look good to a blind man

 

[telectrix]

"who the ---- installed this, stevie wonder?"

 

[Plonker 3]

Been asked a few times " have you ever been on a big job"
Token reply is " no but I have f****d up plenty of little ones"

 

[shanky887614]

Been asked a few times " have you ever been on a big job"
Token reply is " no but I have f****d up plenty of little ones"

best reply mate is, ive f****d up bigger jobs than this

 

[Sparkysoldman]

Let me get this right you intend to sleep here tonight?

 

[Besoeker]

“The Moving Finger writes; and, having writ,
Moves on: nor all thy Piety nor Wit
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Line,
Nor all thy Tears wash out a Word of it.”

Omar Khayyam

 

[Slowhand]

Years ago l worked for a firm where the contracts manager liked to get on the tools to show us all how it was done. His way or no way.
He twisted his ankle getting off a hop up ( milk crate ) and insisted on being driven to hospital to have it looked at. As he got in the van to go to A&E l said to the driver " Get them to X-Ray the rest of him to see if he's got a days work in him.... Needless to say wasn't there long after that.