The phone rings in the SMB household.
Ring Ring!!...Ring Ring!!
SMB......"Hello, SMB speaking"
Mrs.Miggins....."Hello SMB, its Mrs.Miggins here, I was wondering if you could help me?"
SMB....."I will help you if I can Mrs.Miggins, what is the problem?"
Mrs.Miggins....." Ive had a lovely new extension built and would like a couple of lights put in it"
SMB....."That won't be a problem, what type of light fittings were you thinking of Mrs. Miggins?"
Mrs.Miggings....."My grandmother has left me 2 chandeliers in her will, I would like to use these."
SMB....."That shouldnt be a problem Mrs.Miggins, what type of roof does your lovely new extension have?"
Mrs.Miggins...."Oh, its one of those new modern flat roofed thingys."
SMB....."That will be okay, how would you like the chandeliers switched Mrs. Miggins?"
Mrs.Miggings....."I would like them switched separately please SMB."
SMB......" Okay, no problem Mrs.Miggins, Thursday afternoon okay?"
Mrs.Miggings....."That will be great, see you on Thursday afternoon, goodbye"
SMB....."See you then Mrs.Miggins, goodbye."
SMB goes into panic mode, he starts scratching his head.
Flat roof....... grannies 1920's chandeliers...... 3 plate wiring..!
SMB starts to get a headache.
Then...eureka....SMB remembers the wise words of a man who helped him learn about wiring.
SMB decides to take a mains feed down to the switch and then he will only have one twin at each chandelier! There will be no need for a JB in the flat roof or connectors rammed up into the flat roof space either. He gets the BRB out and is unable to find any regulation to say that taking a neutral down to the switch is a problem.
SMB shakes his head, he decides that he is not lazy, however, this method of wiring grannies chandeliers is the best method for the job.
SMB's headache fades away and he relaxes.
Job's a good 'un.