Not being discriminating in any way, but...

[pirate]

There are, as you all know, 10 types of people...
those who understand binary notation,
and those who don't...

I now wish to discuss two further types...

those who know how to stack a dishwasher...

those who understand "bin compression"...

Discuss...

 

[Baddegg]

Can’t help you there pirate, I’m not allowed near the dishwasher anymore since the whole washing machine tablet in the dishwasher event......think foam party in ya kitchen but instead of people dancing your Mrs is going mental and the kids are loving it!

 

[littlespark]

Dish??? Washer???
No.... I don’t understand what you’re going on about there

 

[Squid]

Peasants, the ones who can't afford domestic help.......

Reminds me I need to get the AC sorted as its "whining"

 

[Squid]

Dish??? Washer???
No.... I don’t understand what you’re going on about there

Pirate usually drinks it when the pension money is running out and he can't afford Rum.......

 

[dmxtothemax]

Hen pecked hubby !

 

[pirate]

Close, SWD!
However, I took my whole tax free lump sum and spent it on rum, so I have enought to last me for maybe 10, 20, even 30....
weeks!
Some folks just don't understand how a dishwashing machine works...putting a full-sized grill pan horizontally across the bottom shelf?

 

[static zap]

You know your dealing with a
mathematician or programmer when they start counting from 0.
Bin-Compression is that the one dependent on a "quality" bin bag ,
(or some mathlab cryptology)
..There is a skill to keeping pot-noodle pots the same way up..
( Daughter may have had a disappointing Wash ,with fancy springy capsules for dish-washer !)

 

[Deleted member 26818]

Dishwashers are just the begining of a descent into spiralling consumerism.

 

[pirate]

I would agree, Spin...ever since I had to let the kitchen staff go I have felt slightly uncomfortable with a machine doing what the maids used to do...

 

[Gavin John Hyde]

I was looking for a dishwasher and came across this site... these models do dishwashing, cooking and cleaning; for a bit more you can get the premium model that provides intimate services too.
Russian Brides - Mail order brides from Russia - https://www.rosebrides.com/russian-brides.html
being they are an online purchase i am guessing you still get your 28 day returns? and if you pay by paypal if it aint as described you can raise a refund request too.

 

[Deleted member 26818]

I would agree, Spin...ever since I had to let the kitchen staff go I have felt slightly uncomfortable with a machine doing what the maids used to do...

See that’s another drawback with Brexit.
No more French maids, or Russian brides.

 

[pirate]

Feck! Can't believe I clicked on that link just as Mrs Pirate walked in on me!
"Just looking for a new dishwasher for you, sweetie"...
Didn't work...

 

[pirate]

Oh, I never bothered with real French maids...just bought the outfits...

ok, ok...don't judge! You know you have done it!

 

[Gavin John Hyde]

See that’s another drawback with Brexit.
No more French maids, or Russian brides.

There is already plenty of russians here. no worry there, as long as you got the money they can come on in.
as for @pirate being caught looking, hahahaha