Things an Electrician would never say

[markc123]

Ohh blooming-heck, ive just cracked a nail

 

[Silly Sausage]

I'm giving that rusty connection a C1.

 

[Kamikaze]

If it weren’t for electricity I'd have to watch television by candlelight.

 

[Floody]

Well Mr Davies, that's the house all re-wired. Sorry it's taken longer than originally quoted, I've lost my glasses.

 

[chrisc 77]

Nah im not interested in knocking off at 2 on Friday, ill work till 5 as usual .

 

[markc123]

I'm giving that rusty connection a C1.

Archy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

good job i left this forum alone for the majority of the weekend. You absolutley love having a dig.

 

[Kamikaze]

Due to the rise in the cost of ammunition, I’m no longer able to provide a warning shot. Please pay your bill on time. Thanks for your understanding.

 

[Kamikaze]

Your electricity may actually be nine dimensional but if this is the case, functionality your sockets will not be affected by the extra six dimensions.

 

[bigbaddave]

Ohh blooming-heck, ive just cracked a nail

Ive said that many times

 

[PEM]

Sir whilst I don't mind you standing immediately behind me watching everything I do, can you at least pull your trousers back up!

 

[PEM]

Well Madam hmm interesting you fancy extras xx

Well just what have you in mind my lovely ???

Oh sh** three double sockets recessed and a light put up

 

[PEM]

No madam the cables were adequately protected within the floor. The fact that the floors collapsed due to your humongous weight is not my fault.

 

[PEM]

Madam you want a new socket by your bed so you can recharge your vibrator?

Looking at you that will be 3 phase

 

[PEM]

I really wanted to be a plumber but the exams were just too difficult

 

[pyrosym]

Plumbers S**t gold and Pi*s perfection

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mViO9mnCTBo

copy and paste the above link if you have not yet seen plumbers vs electricians its very funny!