Things an Electrician would never say

[PEM]

No madam it's not a screw driver in my pocket and obviously yes I am very happy to see you

 

[PEM]

I wanted to be a plumber but its just too technical for me

 

[FrankUK]

Pass me the brush so I can clean the mess up.

 

[DNS1]

Here you go mr kitchen fitter, borrow my screwdrivers...

 

[Spark92]

Sir, your new c/u is all fixed. Now for the flick test. Im going to turn the c/u on without testing. If you could put on your hard hat and goggles and stand back while i flick the switch...

 

[Kamikaze]

Just found £5000 under the floorboards. If anybody wants to collect it. Free to a good home!

 

[stranded]

My neon screwdriver fell in a puddle whilst fitting an outside light, thankfully, it still works.

 

[stranded]

"You want me to use 3.5mm cable to wire your shower so its cheaper? Not a problem, sure, whats the worst that could happen?"

 

[bigbaddave]

Just found £5000 under the floorboards. If anybody wants to collect it. Free to a good home!

Its mine....

 

[Kamikaze]

Did you see how far I blew that distribution board?

 

[guest119]

My friends are all 5wws

 

[ian.settle1]

Yes madam it is correct what the plumber said that electricians are over paid and under worked, that is why he is driving around in a brand new top of the range Mercedes and I'm driving around in a 20 year old rusty Ford Fiesta

 

[Kamikaze]

I wish more of my electrical adventure stories involved sex instead of police officers.

 

[Kamikaze]

Yes Mr Plumber, an electric fire can be considered a good house warming gift, but give them a Worcester Bosch Greenstar 38CDI classic combi boiler, an adequate number of radiators, and a few hundred metres of copper tubing, and show them that you really care.

 

[Paul.M]

Yes Mr sign fitter, I totally agree in using the black wire in a 4 core flex cable as the neutral which is hidden behind your sign.

Yes its all my fault for supplying you a switchable feed, I should have known that you dont know that the Grey should be used. Ho, you want me to pay you for a call out! Not a problem, here's my address. Come around on the 28th of a month of Sunday's for payment you P.......