Things an Electrician would never say

[odawire]

Yes, I'm more than happy to accept a cheque!

 

[Kamikaze]

I have noticed that customers who are always late paying their bills, are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for their payment.

 

[tidyboiler]

Sorry I'm late.......................:45:

 

[7029 dave]

Sorry I'm late.......................:45:

your not are you? lol

 

[tidyboiler]

your not are you? lol

I'd better bloody not be!!! :rofl:

 

[Kamikaze]

We need more guessing games!

 

[dan86]

We need more guessing games!

really? we spend half our bloody time guessing what some chumps are trying to say on ere anyway!

 

[Geordie Spark]

I'd better bloody not be!!! :rofl:

You're damned right you'd better bloody not be !!! :32:

 

[tidyboiler]

You're damned right you'd better bloody not be !!! :32:

Fancy going halves on a bas***d pet? :rofl:

 

[Geordie Spark]

Fancy going halves on a bas***d pet? :rofl:

There's one over on the other channel that I've spent a bit of time happily mauling pet. It's only his first day too

 

[Kamikaze]

How do I set this neon screwdriver to stun?

 

[LeeH]

I should have gone to plumbing school.

 

[Kamikaze]

Ahhhh .. I see the diy fairy has visited you again.

 

[JD6400]

I think that B+Q should be renamed as " The shed of worship " for the proper sparks amongst us ! :ciappa:

 

[Kamikaze]

So, you're willing to pay proper money for the work in hand. Good-oh! Because I would hate to be lumbered with the other stuff.