Things an Electrician would never say

[Kamikaze]

I pretend to work as long as you pretend to pay me.

 

[telectrix]

yes. Mr. Jones, it's a great idea you've cut back all those silly bare earth wires out of the sockets. they might have shorted out and become dangerous.

 

[Kamikaze]

yes. Mr. Jones, it's a great idea you've cut back all those silly bare earth wires out of the sockets. they might have shorted out and become dangerous.

LMAO....I actually know someone that’s done that. Punter rewired his house after borrowing a book from the library. Unfortunately the book did not indicate what to do with the stranded earth wires, so he shared them out. Kept blowing the fuses for some reason. He didn’t resolve that problem until he cut them all out.

 

[Kamikaze]

Well sir, that's the wireless video conferencing system installed. The next time you and your secretary are having a good time, could you get her to face the filing cabinets please?

 

[Paul.M]

If course I can bypass your meter for an extra bit of cash. Let me just put my business sticker on your cu so you can pass my number to all your friends and anyone else that wants it.

 

[Kamikaze]

Someday I'll look back on this rewire and plow straight into a parked car.

 

[wilson1969]

touch it see if its live

 

[BillyTheSparks]

Yes Mr plumber, I don't mind drilling all those holes in the ceiling joists for your poly pipes to go through.

God I love doing my job twice!!

 

[DragonSparks]

Of course I agree mate; Fast Track Sparks are just as conscientious, knowledgeable and diligent as those "Time served types", and not at all akin to thrashing around clutching for the nearest straw!

 

[Kamikaze]

Doesn't time fly when you’re doing a rewire or was it really just one minute?

 

[Paul.M]

Why use expensive wago's? Just twist the cable ends together and put a bit of tape on it, just as good in my eyes.

 

[scotsparky]

12 hour saturday shift?? in a stinking hole no problems will put on a shirt and tie if you want as well.

 

[Kamikaze]

Don't have a go at me for using your towel, you're the one who forgot to buy toilet paper. Oh, and your electric toothbrush requires recharging.

 

[2391bob]

20% off for cash?

 

[lobsterbob]

Wish I was a plumber :0)