Things an Electrician would never say

[Paul.M]

OOf course its not a problem rewiring your house whilst your kids are in the house on half term, that I can't use the sds because it gives you a migraine, that you want 25 extra sockets. No problem luv, I'll do it in the same timescale and without any extra cost.

 

[Kiers1970]

I can't fix it right now, I'll go on the tinterweb tonight and ask what 3 plate wiring is.

 

[lmdawson]

of course i can come straight away, ive been waiting for a call like this all day......

 

[MarkieSparkie]

Thank you for doing all the painting between 1st and 2nd fixes Mr Decorator. I particular liked the obliteration of all my green/yellow bonding cables with that tasteful shade of honey blossom pink.

 

[Kiers1970]

of course this 4 mm cable will run your new 10.5 kW shower fine.

 

[Knobhead]

Of course Mrs. Brown, there will be little mess to your lovely home.

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[Paul.M]

Of course Mrs. Brown, there will be little mess to your lovely home.

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Oh Tony you do not know how much your words and picture describes my last two weeks on a house rewire. I can't even use the sds unless she is out of the house and there has been a lot of chasing and drilling to do.

Anyway back to the thread:-

"Of course I can rewire your house without any noise, dust, damage to your decoration. After all I'm related to Harry Potter. Now where's my magic wand so I can put these cables in without spoiling you watching tv."

(i could say so much more but not on here I'm afraid.)

 

[steve-the-hat]

Of course it's connected to earth, you can see the rod in that window box.

 

[seb77]

"Those polish kitchen fitters were very helpful and saved me loads of time"

 

[rob@etc]

Yes love I can rewire the whole house in 1 hour ljust ike that nice Billy does on DIYSOS

 

[Kiers1970]

of course this 4 inch fan will clear you bathroom of steam instantaneously..... JEEESH. ( had this problem today) GRRR

 

[Knobhead]

Of course it's connected to earth, you can see the rod in that window box.

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What more do you want?

 

[Kamikaze]

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

 

[trev]

Of course I don't mind your small children crawling round me while I'm changing your CU madam. Tell you what go get the 3 year old, he can sit on the stairs and ask why incessantly

 

[Kamikaze]

Am I an electrician? No madam, I've got too much respect for electricians to call myself one. I'm actually an actor. My forte is masquerading as an electrician down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what edition of the regs I'm working to. And currently there are a lot of requests for the 17th edition.